some of you have never worked in a bathhouse to save your pig parents and it shows
(via stepoonie)
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“spider ham and spidernoir are the new roger + jessica rabbit” implying spidernoir is just, irresistibly sexy
two types of responses to this post:
•that’s because he is irresistibly sexy
and
•bold of you to assume spidernoir is the sexy one
(via angrilytrans)
Shout out to Tony “No-feelings” Stark for obliterating every other romantic declaration out there.
This is a man whom people have accused of not caring, not feeling and being self-centred.
He thinks he is going to die
he better notand his last words? His last thoughts?They’re not about how unfair things have been for him, how much he suffered or about himself at all.
They’re about the woman he loves, the one who put up with him and has been there for him and how he was not with her.
I don’t care whom you ship with Tony Stark, his love for Pepper Potts is beautiful.
(via fyeahtonystark)
what do u guys call these? i call them woggles
breakfast
(via rainbowshapedspace)
Yes, come on in!
Ok
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Go on.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
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